Post by Zombie on Jun 1, 2006 21:27:55 GMT -5
Warning: The following text might contain spoilers. This makes the article more aerodynamic, and thus more maneuverable at high speeds. Take caution and carry a first-aid kit at all times if you don't know that Dumbledore kills Snape, Maxim kills Rebecca, Rosebud is a sled, the Planet of the Apes was Earth all along, Jean Grey is actually Phoenix and kills Scott and Xavier (but Xavier isn't actually dead) but then Wolverine kills her, Jesus had a wife, Verbal is Kayzer Söze, the chick in The Crying Game is a dude, Bruce Willis is a ghost, Darth Vader is Luke's father, the Enclave was behind the misdirected shipment of water chips, the Titanic sinks, Aslan was Jesus all along, Frodo destroys the Ring, Maggie shot Mr. Burns, the alien scum was distracting Duke Nukem all along while their real invasion force was moving in on Earth, Austin Powers and Dr. Evil are long-lost brothers, Quote and Curly Brace were originally robots sent to destroy the Demon Crown, Maddox actually has written a book titled "The Alphabet of Manliness", Sam dies in "My Brother Sam is Dead", Spike Spiegel dies, King Kong dies, the button really does have to be pushed, they find Nemo, Harold and Kumar are going to Amsterdam, Okonkwo hangs himself, Solid Snake is in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Romeo and Juliet commit suicide, the answer is 42, the Holy Grail is in the Louvre, and Soylent Green is — get this — PEOPLE!!!
