Post by Gouldybones™ on May 13, 2007 0:36:51 GMT -5
For Those Times When Enough Brainless Technology From Apple, Just Isn't Enough.
Comes With A 30 Minute Full Money Back Gareentee, Purchase Nessersary, Garentee May Run Short On Time, And If Sent Back Within The Time Stated, May Result In The Postman Bombing Your House, Batteries May Be Faulty Within 7 Days, (But Who Gives A Toss Your Not Getting Your Money Back!) Toilet Not Supplied, Nor The Wipes.
Nope You Don't Get The Casing Either. =/
If You Wish To Sue, A Stamped Envolpe With Your; Name, Address, Telephone Number, Your Bank Details, Your Wifes Faviroute Place To Eat, How Many Kids Your Wife Has (No More Than Three), Weather Or Not Your Wife Will Leave Them With You, How Many Hours You Work, The Size Of Your Bed, The Thickness Of Your Walls And A Blank Check Addressed To Apple Inc. Can Be Posted Through The Hole In Your Wall Behind The Picture Your Wife Never Lets You Take Down, Full Terms And Conditions Apply
