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Post by Rekkin on Nov 29, 2008 12:19:33 GMT -5
I guess there's some language...? Nothing too bad.
so i was playing hl2 ep1 and it was like this:
ooh shiny updated engine, whoah - purple aliens GMAN IS PIIIIIISSED!!! holy crap dog just threw us over a chasm of doom wow the citadel wasn't earthquake proof then there was a cool orb that would have hurt me but i stopped it so that was ok then oh look a train! OH SHIT STALKER TRAIN NO THIS ACTUALLY SUCKS then a dark hallway with tons of zombies and a crappy elevator and BOOOM i died a lot at that part and blah blah, random fighting in the streets SHIT ANTLIONS ok that's boring let's go in here hey look maybe we can find some--no wait, WORST HOSPITAL EVOR ok phew that's over then onto JUMPING PUZZLE WITH SHOCKY WATER!!! that was annoying let's move onto ESCORT KWOSTS!!! hehe fun with rockets wait we probably SHOULD go on this train with barney and all the resistance fighters YUP I TOLD YOU SO ALYX NOW THERE'S A STRIDER AND I'M STUCK WITH ALL THESE SHIPPING CRATES and wait if the combine had time to put hopper mines over here why didn't they get rid of the CRATE OF INFINITE ROCKETS?!?! ok strider's dead that's nice woo train chugga chugga oh shit the citadel OH SHIT TOO MUCH BLOOM
CRRRREEEEEEDDDDDIIIITTTTSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
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