Post by STAB on Oct 3, 2005 16:59:56 GMT -5
By: John Martin
HOW TO
FLY
Hi I’m your captain for this flight to Alaska. We are looking at some smooth flying today. Except our number three engine is missing and was lost during our last flight, and we are still looking for our copilot that jumped out with out a parachute as well. OK let’s get ready before we lose more parts so strap your self in and don’t mind the holes in the floor.
If you ever get a pilot like this I suggest that you run as fast as possible, but what if you need to get to a place as soon as possible and you cant drive? Heirs a way to get from point a to point b with little effort. Its simple. FLAP REALLY HARD. here's how. Lets start with turning, to turn right you sayhigalimashytgphnbeahhgpnasuegyhwshughas ptrqeahghgaphrushjdfjpjewhnboswhsfdngbhdhfgo and to turn left you say ahgpswhbksnbkdhlhgfknskjbhsihgwiswhrehgkjbvivhgjhiwrtlwirgghisgiouahgiuago reghpsf simple. To go up flap harder and to descend stop completely. Now that’s how you fly, but here's your equipment to fly. You will need as follows for one flying disaster, 2 rubber bands, 2 rubber chickens, 3 card board boxes, 35 Twinkie wrappers, a set of clown shoes, and two hundred and thirty five thousand feet of medical tape. First take two of the card board boxes and cut out 17 holes that are 5”x3” and cover the holes with the wrappers, repeat the step twice to get two wings(I recommend to use crazzey glue to hold them in place). You have your wings, now to make the tail section. Use the last wrapper and secure it between the two clown shoes. Using the rubber bands, secure the rubber chickens to the shoes, this will give you your steering in the air(may take a long time to turn). Your equipment is now ready, use the third box to jump off of. For extra precautions cover your face with a rag to protect your self from the wind, and you may want to do as follows. Put on a bright green shirt, wear a party hat put horseshoes in your pockets and bring along some airsick bags. When you are all set you can get dressed and you’re now ready for take off. Please read the following:
Warning
Most people fly for only .2 seconds
And then land on there face, the landing
process can be extremely hard so try flying over soft land
before you attempt to go any place, if arms get sore during
the flight discontinue your flight immediately, most common
injuries are caused from sheer stupidity from trying the above,
if you attempt this I am not liable for any property damage, injuries,
statues lose, stupidity syndrome, volcano eruptions, or any other
thing that may happen during your flying, have fun.
HOW TO
FLY
Hi I’m your captain for this flight to Alaska. We are looking at some smooth flying today. Except our number three engine is missing and was lost during our last flight, and we are still looking for our copilot that jumped out with out a parachute as well. OK let’s get ready before we lose more parts so strap your self in and don’t mind the holes in the floor.
If you ever get a pilot like this I suggest that you run as fast as possible, but what if you need to get to a place as soon as possible and you cant drive? Heirs a way to get from point a to point b with little effort. Its simple. FLAP REALLY HARD. here's how. Lets start with turning, to turn right you sayhigalimashytgphnbeahhgpnasuegyhwshughas ptrqeahghgaphrushjdfjpjewhnboswhsfdngbhdhfgo and to turn left you say ahgpswhbksnbkdhlhgfknskjbhsihgwiswhrehgkjbvivhgjhiwrtlwirgghisgiouahgiuago reghpsf simple. To go up flap harder and to descend stop completely. Now that’s how you fly, but here's your equipment to fly. You will need as follows for one flying disaster, 2 rubber bands, 2 rubber chickens, 3 card board boxes, 35 Twinkie wrappers, a set of clown shoes, and two hundred and thirty five thousand feet of medical tape. First take two of the card board boxes and cut out 17 holes that are 5”x3” and cover the holes with the wrappers, repeat the step twice to get two wings(I recommend to use crazzey glue to hold them in place). You have your wings, now to make the tail section. Use the last wrapper and secure it between the two clown shoes. Using the rubber bands, secure the rubber chickens to the shoes, this will give you your steering in the air(may take a long time to turn). Your equipment is now ready, use the third box to jump off of. For extra precautions cover your face with a rag to protect your self from the wind, and you may want to do as follows. Put on a bright green shirt, wear a party hat put horseshoes in your pockets and bring along some airsick bags. When you are all set you can get dressed and you’re now ready for take off. Please read the following:
Warning
Most people fly for only .2 seconds
And then land on there face, the landing
process can be extremely hard so try flying over soft land
before you attempt to go any place, if arms get sore during
the flight discontinue your flight immediately, most common
injuries are caused from sheer stupidity from trying the above,
if you attempt this I am not liable for any property damage, injuries,
statues lose, stupidity syndrome, volcano eruptions, or any other
thing that may happen during your flying, have fun.
OMG!
