You are obsessed with videogaming if...

[Rekkin]

You are obsessed with videogaming if...

Your first word was "Overclock"

Your first complete sentence was "BOOM, HEADSHOT!!"

You "pwned" you classmates at recess (in elementary school)

You can name all types of games, their abbreviations, and ten examples of each kind in under 30 seconds.

You can type 150+WPM (Words Per Minute)

You know every map hack, glitch area, and best weapon combos in any online FPS

You buy games the picosecond they come out.

You can repeat every bit of dialogue, in exact detail, from any RTS on Earth

You constantly re-enact cinematics from your top 5 games, down to the last sound effect

You can turn any mention of something that kind of almost sort of remindes you of a videogame into a 3-hour lecture on said game

You know the exact background of every race in any game that uses multiple races for characters

You don't beleive in God because he's a spawn camper

You don't believe in Buddah because he's a nade-n00b

You don't believe in Allah because he's a type-killer

You don't believe in any other religious figure because they use n00bish weapons

You can name every video game ever created, the date it was released, and how much it costed at release date

You've tryed to attend E3 since you were 2 months old

You have found a way to bribe every major videogame company to allow you to playtest their games

You pay off the head of Sony, Nintendo, or Microsoft gaming to allow you to work for all three of them at once

You use leetspeak in everyday conversation

Before you speak, you say "T" (to activate message input)

You constantly upgrade your computer to allow it to play 2 copies of Half-Life 2 and a game of solitare while waiting for World of Warcraft to load

You have created a defense mechanism against the evil monsters of Doom 3 in every room of your house

You test any keypad you see for a weapon upgrade

You can play both your Gamecube and X-Box at once

You're looking for a way to link your console to a movie theatre projector

You have special glasses and wireless controllers that allow you to see and play a console game wherever you are, at any time

You can only stop playing computer games when there's a power surge, and then you get right back to playing when the power comes back

You shun the rest of humanity in favor of your family of Sims

And lastly...

You actually could think of all these things, and type them into a message on a gaming forum in less than 15 minutes.

[STAB]

yep, rekkin is obsessed with videogaming.

[Skelly]

you er...um..."test" a computer monitor (pure pwnage fans know what I'm talking about)