Spam Wars--The endless series

[easports25]

ok, quick rules of the game, create a short story about spam wars! depending on which reply number you are, that is what spam wars episode. example, and episode 1.

Spam wars episode 1: The spammish nazis attack!

Nazi 1: Iziz zee UltIMATE in rthe wurld mwahahahahehehehehe!
Nazi 2: No, iz zi ultimeate spammer in th ewurld! Ph33r me n00b lmao!
doshindude: shut up now before I shove my foot up your...
Nazi 1: mwahahaha i report u to admin for cussing mwahahqaha
Nazi 2: mamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamama
doshindude: i never cussed and i am the admin so shut up.
Nazi 2: say hi to our leader, Adolf Spammish Hitler!
hitler: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*cough*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

*4 looooong ours i mean hours later*

hitler: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
doshindude: *kicks hitler in the shin*
All nazis: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE ARE DIED!

Episode 1 over!

[Skelly]

I R WINNAR!!!

[easports25]

Spam wars episode 2: Halo nerds attack!

Doshindude: lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololol
Halo nerd: SHUDDAP! *shoots doshin with a battle rifle*
doshindude: X(
Hitler: REVENGE! MWAHAHAHAQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
EASPORTS25: not again....

5 loooooong hours later...


hitler:ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Episode 2 OVER!

[Skelly]

I R STILL ALIVE!!

[Hawkeye]

spam wars episode 3: revenge of the 1337 spam

doshin: r23w7864rghp[9yujmnobvutc7f6x238r68gyibjnkl'75jkl,ytm9h08phil
Phantom: Hiya * BOOM HEADSHOT*
doshin: *dies*
Phantom: * disapears*

episode 3 over

[easports25]

(man, is there any episode that doshin doesn't die?)

Spam wars episode 4: The extremely long title that I don't want to say but I'll say it anyway--
doshin dies a horrible, gruesome, and bloody death.

Halo Nerd: Hey Nazi!
Nazi643452645436: PH33r me ya n00b lol lmao
Doshindude: Hey guys!
Halo Nerd: Yay! Fresh Meat! *pulls out lightsaber*
doshindude: I ain't dying this time. *does the same*
*Lightsabers clashing*
easports25: Man! I hate that noise! It's so annoying! *pulls out SMG and shoots doshin and HN*
Hitler: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*7012456245629452896345628 hours later*
Hitler:AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
easports25: *shoots hitler again* Shut up and stay dead this time.

Episode 4 end

(guess not)

BONUS!

Episode 4 credits

Voice Actors
Halo Nerd: Bill Clinton
Nazi643452645436: Alex Rodrigez
Doshindude: Britney Spears
easports25: Eric Andreani
Adolf Hitler: I have no clue. she sounded like a female pop star with armpit hair.

[Skelly]

I ARE 1773!!!

[easports25]

dont know dont care but bump.

[easports25]

Spam wars episode 5: I farted!

SimsMan310: Eh... ummm...
Kefkaisevil: wHa twhat spitr i tout!
SimsMan310: BOOM!
Kefkaisevil: whar is that smell?!?!?!?!11
Doshindude:
SimsMan310: Oops.. Doshin died again...
Kefkaisevil: AGAIN?!?!/11!?!?!/1?!/!/!?!?1/1?1!?
SimsMan310: Yes again.

Episode 5 over.