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Post by Skelly on Jul 25, 2006 14:26:22 GMT -5
lolz myspace
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Post by Hawkeye on Jul 27, 2006 15:54:10 GMT -5
myspcae CrApE
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Post by Skelly on Jul 28, 2006 23:00:18 GMT -5
Tom: "What happen ?"
Mechanic: "Somebody set up us the bomb."
Operator: "We get signal."
Tom: "What !"
Operator: "Main page turn on"
Tom: "It's you !!"
YTMND: "How are you gentlemen !!"
YTMND: "All your myspace are belong to us."
YTMND: "You are on the way to deletion."
Tom: "What you say !!"
YTMND: "You have no chance to survive make your time."
YTMND: "Ha ha ha ha ...."
Operator: "Captain !!"
Tom: "Take off every 'account'!!"
Tom: "You know what you doing."
Tom: "Move 'myspace'."
Tom: "For great justice."
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Post by Hawkeye on Jul 28, 2006 23:11:29 GMT -5
Wha?
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Post by Rekkin on Jul 29, 2006 7:59:11 GMT -5
..............................................................................................
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...................BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Arcum on Jul 30, 2006 11:25:25 GMT -5
.............................................................................................. .............................................................................................. ...................BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! !!!!!!!!! what he said... |
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Post by Hawkeye on Jul 30, 2006 21:03:58 GMT -5
.............................................................................................. .............................................................................................. ...................BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! !!!!!!!!! what he said... What they said |
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Post by Skelly on Jul 31, 2006 11:18:06 GMT -5
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Post by Arcum on Jul 31, 2006 20:19:39 GMT -5
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Post by Rekkin on Jul 31, 2006 20:49:31 GMT -5
What the watermelon said. |
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Post by STAB on Aug 1, 2006 9:38:02 GMT -5
*eats the watermelon*
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Post by Arcum on Aug 1, 2006 11:52:33 GMT -5
*stabs the watermelon eater with pontysword of doomsdayness*
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Post by STAB on Aug 1, 2006 12:27:24 GMT -5
*eats pontysword of doomsdayness*
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Post by Arcum on Aug 1, 2006 13:12:39 GMT -5
*makes you spit out pointysword of doomsdayness*
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Post by Hawkeye on Aug 1, 2006 14:40:01 GMT -5
*smashes pointy swird of doomsdayness*
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Post by U'bin Skool'dbi Log'a'log on Aug 1, 2006 20:32:27 GMT -5
Tom: "What happen ?" Mechanic: "Somebody set up us the bomb." Operator: "We get signal." Tom: "What !" Operator: "Main page turn on" Tom: "It's you !!" YTMND: "How are you gentlemen !!" YTMND: "All your myspace are belong to us." YTMND: "You are on the way to deletion." Tom: "What you say !!" YTMND: "You have no chance to survive make your time." YTMND: "Ha ha ha ha ...." Operator: "Captain !!" Tom: "Take off every 'account'!!" Tom: "You know what you doing." Tom: "Move 'myspace'." Tom: "For great justice." GO RANDOM AYBATBTU REFERENCES!!! |
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Post by Skelly on Aug 1, 2006 20:39:23 GMT -5
*kills you for breaking the combo.* |
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Post by Hawkeye on Aug 2, 2006 1:11:10 GMT -5
*laughs*
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Post by Skelly on Aug 2, 2006 15:22:15 GMT -5
Myspace is a big internet phenomenom, and it's like the most popular thing on the internet, you know, you get an account, get friends, post comments and bulletins, you get obsessed with it.
Now, here's the catch. when using myspace, you have to cope with all the constant problems it has. first of all, most of the time, when you log in, you gotta click, and click...AND CLICK! the login button just get in, and if you're lucky to get in, you may or may not get to your home screen.
You may get the "Unexpected error" screen, that says that the error has been forwarded to the myspace tech group. I seriously don't think that, becuase if it was, the error wouldn't come up all the time. You know by now you would think it would've been fixed, but no, it hasn't.
Then you finally get in, and it says you got a friend request. So what do you do? You click it, and, of course, YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS. But, you have to deal, because it's myspace. So, you go back, back to your home screen, and it says "NEW COMMENTS!" You're like: "oh my God! someone commented me!" so you click it...and you wait.
.....and......wait...
..............and...............wwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttttt and sometimes you wwwwwwwwaaaaaaiiiiitttttttttttt.........
now 20 minutes later, you finally get in. Yay! hooray! you got in! of course you get something stupid like "hey". Now, next time you do that, you click it rapidly, and BAM! you're in instantly! You're like "what's up with that?"
So, you're a new member, and you start doing all your account stuff. And of course, your first friend is Tom. TOM!!! Nobody likes Tom! Why not Elton John or something? You know, I like Elton John, I would so like him as my first friend. Why Tom? That's Stupid.
This is a myspace announcement, you have to. If you haven't done it, DELETE TOM! NOBODY WANTS HIM AS A FRIEND GET RID OF HIM!
Now, let's talk profiles, there are some people who load their profiles up with useless crap, like music, some autostart videos, some flash games, let's just say, they're probably all goin' at once. And of course, you click on their profile every time, so you better not have anything important going on, becuase, most of the time, your browser's gonna crash, it can't handle loading up all that useless crap. USELESS CRAP! And if you're really lucky, i mean, REALLY lucky, it'll crash your system, because it's using up all it's CPU, trying to load this damn profile.
Now if you ever wanted tech support on their myspace tech forums, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! They yell at you, and HATE you for asking, because they can't handle the 5000+ complaints about how sucky their damn site is!
Now occasionally, there's those days where random pages won't work, and of course they're the pages you NEED, like, for example, THE HOME PAGE! You log in just fine, but no no no, you can't access the damn home page. Why do these pages not work? you got me.
You know how you get that error that says "server is too busy"? well often times i think "what server? myspace is so slooooooowwwww that they are running off of one server, and that server is a pile of sand, becuase that's how much fiber is being used to power the site."
Don't even talk to me about when the power goes out in L.A. and the server goes down. Tom goes "I know the problem and I'll try to fix it." Well, if he knew the problem, he wouldn't have taken the site down all night. You know what? I think Tom is the problem.
Of course Tom is so cool, that when the site's down all night, he thinks everyone is going to be on it, so what does he do? he puts PAC-MAN on it!!! Like, who's gonna stay up all night playing Pac-man? I don't. Well, maybe for a little while, but it gets boring after a while becuase it's pac man!
Yeah and I think he's sexist, because he doesn't even put Ms. Pac man!! You know, you can't have the Mr. Pac Man without Ms. Pac Man! You gotta have them together.
Now what's up with these people, who have the randomest myspace for inanimate objects! like a red phone, a rooster, and not just any rooster, a beanie bag rooster! and like, a suburban, a car seat!! Now I've seen this weirdest one, someone did this for an orange juice container! What's up with that crap?
Now you have these myspace music accounts, they're for the bands. and you get these random people who sign up and do it, so you search for a song, and you run into 40 billion of one person, and you're like "i thought there was only one, why is there like 50 of 'em?" so you click on one of them and there's no music, you click on the next one: no music! people, if you're gonna do this, put music on, if not, SCREW YOU! YOU PISS ME OFF! GOD, I WANT SOME MUSIC!!
Now you get these random bulletins that come up, you read it, it's a nice story, and at the bottom, it says "repost, or you're mom's gonna die", well I say "who believes that?" seriously. I don't, I'm like *click*, gone! ok? bye!
Myspace, it makes my inner child.
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Post by Rekkin on Aug 2, 2006 15:32:30 GMT -5
There's this new product on the market called 'MySpace B-Gone'. It's a Tom-Seeking Chainsaw. I love it.
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