Post by Hawkeye on Jan 27, 2007 21:21:55 GMT -5
Fire Extinguisher:
Caution: Non-Flamable
( great and I wanted to start my career as a pyro )
Mattress
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow
( Did somone tell that to Rosie O'Donald? )
Camera
This camera will only work when film is inside.
(well what if its a digital camera? )
Children's Superman Costume
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
( yet still makes you weak to Krpytonite )
Air Conditioner
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
( Ka boom! )
Chainsaw
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.
( what about my mouth? )
Bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
( yes I am taking your whole supply of Fritos * leaves store* )
String of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
( whats another dimension considered? )
Microwave Oven:
Do not use for drying pets.
( Mommy why is kitty on fire? )
Electric Thermometer.
Do not use orally after using rectally.
( I have no comment for this... )
Orange Juice Can:
100% pure all-natural fresh-squeezed orange juice from concentrate.
( oxymoron much )
Caution: Non-Flamable
( great and I wanted to start my career as a pyro )
Mattress
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow
( Did somone tell that to Rosie O'Donald? )
Camera
This camera will only work when film is inside.
(well what if its a digital camera? )
Children's Superman Costume
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
( yet still makes you weak to Krpytonite )
Air Conditioner
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
( Ka boom! )
Chainsaw
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.
( what about my mouth? )
Bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
( yes I am taking your whole supply of Fritos * leaves store* )
String of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
( whats another dimension considered? )
Microwave Oven:
Do not use for drying pets.
( Mommy why is kitty on fire? )
Electric Thermometer.
Do not use orally after using rectally.
( I have no comment for this... )
Orange Juice Can:
100% pure all-natural fresh-squeezed orange juice from concentrate.
( oxymoron much )
